The Oscar Films that Started Out As Books

Arrival leads the list of literary adaptations to get Oscar nominations today

Nominations for the 2017 Academy Awards were announced today, and films based on books racked up a total of twenty-two Oscar nods. Arrival, which is based on Ted Chiang’s short fiction piece “The Story of Your Life,” led the way with eight nods, including best picture, best director, and best adapted screenplay. You can read our interview with author Ted Chiang here:

The Legendary Ted Chiang on Seeing His Stories Adapted and the Ever-Expanding Popularity of SF

Non-fiction adaptations Lion (6) and Hidden Figures (3) — based on Saroo Bierley’s A Long Way Home and Margot Lee Shetterly’s Hidden Figures, respectively — also got best picture nods.

JK Rowling’s Harry Potter spinoff, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them picked up two nominations. The film, which also marked Rowling’s debut as a screenwriter, drew from the 2001 book she wrote under the alias Newt Scamander.

Comic book favorites Dr. Strange and Suicide Squad each earned single nominations (visual effects and hair styling), proving, in the case of Suicide Squad, some categories do not actually require a film to be any good.

Finally, Tom Ford’s second directorial effort, Nocturnal Animals, received a supporting actor nomination for Michael Shannon’s performance. The film was adapted from Austin Wright’s novel Tony and Susan.

If you’re hungry for more literary adaptation, check out our roundup of 2016 TV shows and movies that started out on the page.

Tinker Tailor Writer Spy

Finks — Joel Whitney’s new book about how the CIA used The Paris Review and its writers as propaganda tools during the Cold War — is vital to our understanding of American literary history and how it intersects with global politics. The book is a wide-ranging, slo-mo scorcher. The names implicated have been etched into the cultural landscape: Baldwin, Plimpton, Hemingway, Matthiessen. Whitney handles their history, a complicated web of secret handshakes, hidden patrons, and unsavory affiliations, with the skill of a tireless researcher and natural storyteller. Over the course of a month, I spoke with Whitney about America’s great literary voices of the fifties and sixties, how some were co-opted and others resisted, and how the experience of the cultural Cold War resonates with today’s political scene.

Darley Stewart: In your original Salon essay, you write that the ties between The Paris Review and the CIA “started modestly” — beginning with ad exchanges and reprints of interviews in the Congress’s official magazines, then intensifying to such an extent that our most celebrated apolitical literary magazine became a “covert international weapon of soft power.”

Can you tell me a bit about the significance of covert power, and what it meant to you to write the first Salon essay that eventually became Finks?

Joel Whitney: I talk about the modest start because I didn’t want to overstate things. I do see how easy and innocent it feels to let other outlets amplify your work.

The Congress for Cultural Freedom, the CIA’s cultural propaganda front, began syndicating The Paris Review’s author interviews in the 1950s and this syndication casually aligned with the Congress’s need to show that the United States had more gifts beyond Cadillacs, hamburgers and tanks. We had cultural creators and literary and artistic and musical geniuses. And we still do.

How fine it would have felt to get extra subsidies in the form of syndication payments.

The Paris Review selling its author interviews to magazines like Mundo Nuevo in Latin America, Der Monat in Berlin, Jiyu in Japan or Preuves in France would obviously not have seemed like a big deal and would have seemed like an opportunity. But when you look more closely you see that the interview subjects were not being consulted.

Stewart: How so?

Whitney: In some cases left-wing writers who had been interviewed by the magazine which boasted of its apolitical identity in its earliest manifestos — these leftists like Hemingway — could wind up in a magazine sponsored by the CIA. This would have been a step further, thanks to secrecy, and a step too far for many of them. They might have demurred, had they been consulted. But the syndication deals with friendly magazines like The Paris Review grew so that the Congress could just take what it wanted and pay what it could haggle The Paris Review to accept later on. The secrecy of this was what enabled The Paris Review to scheme to share a staffer with the Congress — who would go through a security clearance of sorts — to work at a literary magazine, salary paid, half by the magazine and half by the CIA.

A modest start, a slippery slope.

Stewart: Why did The Paris Review want to establish its early reputation as apolitical?

Whitney: This seems to have been a sincere desire on the part, say, of Doc Humes, and maybe James Baldwin, to be the antithesis of McCarthyism, cultural or political, back home. Immy Humes talks about how the vision for The Paris Review morphed out of conversations between her dad, the writer Doc Humes, and author James Baldwin. Baldwin was reading Partisan Review and was in Paris as an admirer of Richard Wright. There may have been strains of leftism in Baldwin then. And he was part of the milieu of New York Intellectuals, Baldwin much younger, and merely reading them, who followed Trotsky’s view that aesthetics should be shielded from the needs of the state, or the needs of politics.

Baldwin never got credit for his early involvement in the magazine as he focused on his writing while The Paris Review launched. But this sense of the safe space aligned with their fear of the McCarthyite witch hunts which really got moving when they were already in Paris. Then Peter Matthiessen came in and he was in the CIA looking for a cover. If the magazine had no politics, we can surmise, this would have better aligned with his need for a cover project. Not to mention that some of The Paris Review founders proved to be pretty conservative. An apolitical outward stance would allow the editors to form around a kind of early bellelettrist detente and it would have felt like a more relaxed space where these contradictions and possibly competing impulses could rest while one encountered their first Philip Roth story or early poems of Robert Bly.

Stewart: What was the messiest part of the process in working on Finks, and how do you expect that experience to inform your other projects?

Whitney: The messiest part was turning in sections while still feeling like I was researching other sections. I saw all the stories of the various writers as linked, and I felt usually that someone who lived through this world would possibly have been less mesmerized by it — of course the CIA had its fingers in magazines and abstract expressionism, etc. — and that sense of wonder was tied to my sense of needing to know more before publishing.

I could go on reading biographies of these figures for decades. It helps me understand how my old Columbia professor, Michael Scammell, could take twenty years on his biography of Arthur Koestler. But I don’t think any of us, my publishers or myself, wanted to sit on our hands that long. So to let myself off the hook a little I told myself I was writing a long essay, and that anything that I’d left out I would write as smaller essays in support of the book. But I was literally getting back the finished copy-edit from my editor and holding it past the deadline he set for me, and adding whole or partial chapters after he’d thought I was done. It grew to about three times the length I’d pitched. I believe he wanted to kill me.

Stewart: That sounds intense.

Whitney: All in the service of telling the best version of this story. I was attempting to show the hypothetical size and breadth of the patronage program, hoping the reader would say to herself, If all these writers were involved, it must have been quite vast.

Stewart: We have discussed your love of reading letters. Reveal something for us in one of the letters that sparked some of your work but didn’t make it into the book.

Whitney: When Hemingway died, Dwight Macdonald attacked him in Encounter, the CIA’s London magazine. The opening scene, parodying Hemingway’s style, depicted Hemingway’s suicide, from the walk through the house to the pulling of the trigger. It was grotesque. He also tried to tie Hemingway into this area he would champion that was critical of the blending of kitsch and higher art. Plimpton noticed tons of errors in the piece. Plimpton the participatory writer was finally a critic. He wrote a twelve-page correction, yet Macdonald waited for the book version to come out and printed it as a sort of alternative view. In other words, rather than acknowledge specific errors, he tucked it into the back of the piece as an alternate take, which wasn’t Macdonald’s most intellectually honest moment. But better than nothing.

Stewart: That’s fascinating.

Whitney: Poor Plimpton; he loved Hemingway and had to tell Macdonald that the gun with which Hemingway literally blew his brains out was too long for Hemingway’s arms to reach the trigger. So in the distasteful scene attempting to spoof Hemingway while showing his darkest moment, Plimpton had to inform Macdonald that Hemingway shot himself using his toe, not his finger. It made me feel a lot of compassion for Plimpton and his love of Hemingway.

Their conversation was also part of where Plimpton would have formed the friendship with Macdonald that may have led Macdonald to dissect the Congress for Cultural Freedom’s complicated ties to the state for Plimpton. But at this moment in my research I hated Macdonald, I have to say, as dispassionately as I tried to take in the research and reading. But then later, when the CIA subsidies were revealed, Macdonald was the one who best encapsulated for his peers what Plimpton’s colleague Doc Humes believed: that secret patronage is antithetical to transparency and a free press. I read this exchange between Plimpton and Macdonald and saw Macdonald as cursing the dead man before his body was cold but then I reenvisioned Macdonald as courageous when he wrote his piece in Esquire to explain to his peers the very American value of transparency and how the CIA’s subsidies paid in secret perverted that. Doc Humes made the same case in a private letter to Plimpton the year before. Now a small chorus was forming. All hope was not lost.

Stewart: Some of the most fascinating parts of Finks are the chronicling of the unsung forbears to The Paris Review in its embryonic days. The influence of James Baldwin is particularly inspiring, wincingly beautiful, and we need that enrichment from authors who feed us on every level, from the aesthetic to the intellectual to the political. We need James Baldwin more than ever now, or so I feel. Baldwin: “I have never been afraid of Russia, China or Cuba but I am terrified of this country.” You argue that Baldwin’s essay, “Everybody’s Protest Novel,” published in Zero, prior to the launch of TPR, has its more subversive ideas masked “under a mainstream anti-social realist (read, anti-Communist) title.” How does this title transform Baldwin’s piece into a protest essay?

Whitney: Arguing with your heroes and others’ heroes is the beginning of dissent, whether aesthetic or social or both. When Baldwin trolled social realism in the title with the phrase “everybody’s protest novel,” he was enacting a gesture that was fairly common to the New York Intellectuals. Having come up, many of them, as Trotskyites, they didn’t believe per se that politics trumped aesthetics, like socialists and leftists are still constantly accused of.

That was in Baldwin’s cultural DNA from a mix of sources, not just from reading the former Trotskyites of Partisan Review but also from some of Baldwin’s purely aesthetic sources, including his worship of Henry James. But while criticizing the protest novels of Harriet Beecher Stowe and his hero Richard Wright, he was also engaging in social and aesthetic critique, and was therefore protesting after a fashion. That was all I meant; it was playful. He was killing his cohort’s and his own Buddhas and darlings and leaving them on the road. These were sacred cows he impaled and was tearing down in search of a better blend of aesthetics, character and social justice. Both books (Uncle Tom’s Cabin and Native Son) were written in a quest for social justice; Baldwin just wanted the characters, in the spirit perhaps of Henry James, to be more complex and human, rather than sentimental (Stowe) or demonic (Wright).

When it came to the Congress of Black Artists and Writers which Baldwin covered for Encounter, he was there, he may have vaguely known, writing about the American image among black writers in Paris and being paid by the CIA. He knew this later. Many of the writers came directly or indirectly to that conference from African and other developing nations. They were crawling out from the yoke of colonialism. And they were justifiably, rightly, angry. Baldwin winced at their anger, but then he heard them laughing at the US.

Stewart: Why?

Whitney: Because the US refused to let W.E.B. Du Bois attend. He was too dangerous. This was ridiculous of the US to do, refuse a citizen a passport. So the delegation that was more centrist, the official delegation which included a now more anti-communist Wright (this is 8 years or so after Baldwin’s attack on Wright) watched as the more leftist among them read out Du Bois’s letter criticizing the United States for not letting him attend.

Baldwin takes all this in from everyone’s point of view: the CIA-sponsored delegation there to defend the US’s record, those there to criticize the US and other major anglo and Western colonial powers, and those trying to decide whom to align themselves with as they became independent. Baldwin seems to sympathize with all views, including the view that both the Soviets and the Americans were equally debased in their quest for domination. But he reports honestly to his paymasters, knowing they won’t like it, that the delegation’s influence in favor of the American image, its ability to do positive propaganda, was neutered and hamstrung by the US’s use of coercion and hypocrisy in not letting du Bois have a passport.

…I wish the US could learn that of all the places on earth, with such high ideals and so much advice for other peoples, our hypocrisy always stands out.

I reported moments like that because I wish the US could learn that of all the places on earth, with such high ideals and so much advice for other peoples, our hypocrisy always stands out. But it also revealed these conversations with his book editor, Sol Stein, a Congress operative via the American wing, who told him if he wrote with the proper focus the government would buy his books “in quantity” via the US Information Agency.

Stewart: The chapter on James Baldwin is devastating, for so many reasons, especially the passages on Faulkner’s Mississippi (and later, his “racial apologetics”), the bigoted discussion at Matthiessen’s house where Baldwin endured an hour of anti-gay statements among the expats, the censorship of Baldwin’s most direct political commentary in the USIA-sponsored TV panel on the day of the August March on Washington. And our racial politics now . . . I have no words of my own.

But I’ve been thinking lately of Maurice Ruffin’s essay:

“They read books. They watched films. They adopted the language of social justice. When they came around, we hugged, tossed nicknames back and forth, and exchanged complex handshakes. But they, unlike us, were shocked at the appearance of the disease, ugly blotches on the national MRI, because they didn’t live in our world. They only visited our world from time to time and despite their best efforts, the effects of white supremacy are non-transferable.”

Whitney: That’s an astounding quote that I hadn’t seen and it makes me shiver.

Stewart: Speaking of the shivers, what do you say to everything now? The reviews of Finks have been glowing and have rightly pointed out correlaries between the prehistory of our political and cultural corruption and our current political climate with a Trump presidency just around the corner.

Whitney: I’m hesitant to overstate how a book looking mostly at the cultural propaganda wing of the CIA in the 1950s and ‘60s pertains to our current moment. But there are obviously some overlapping concepts. The one major thing that has remained intact in the CIA’s DNA from that era until now is its secrecy, and how this secrecy leads to a kind of blurring — and the use of spectacle.

Stewart: Could you expand on that?

Whitney: From what I have read and mulled over, I remain suspicious, as a citizen, of any story we are coerced to accept as true with little more than an anonymous official’s word, and so little detail. But that’s a general thing. When it comes to the Russian hacking story, I have a ton of sympathy for my fellow Americans who are confused and animated by all this. But I feel like our rightful reflex to discredit Trump (who clearly lost the popular vote) has blurred with something that might be distracting us. We’ve believed that someone with government experience should run the government and that unfair coverage and expectations may have affected her prospects. I have sympathy with that view but I fear it may not go far enough. I’ve been watching the story unfold with tons of wonder but also with a feeling of great unease.

Stewart: Right.

Whitney: The unease is the result of a sneaking suspicion that the Russian hacking story is distracting us from our own election hackers. It all feels to me like an amazingly spectacular story that happens to conveniently change the subject. Republicans, after all, have been trying to overturn the Voting Rights Act provisions of the Johnson era with some success. They want and have implemented voter ID checks in dozens of states which turn minorities and the poor away. They redraw districts to make minorities into seeming — or at least electoral-map-based — majorities.

And Trump’s campaign strategy and those in the Republican-controlled states appear to have been a marginalization campaign. Greg Palast has made a compelling film that suggests just this. Republican cheating reared its head a number of ways in 2000 and 2004; it’s not unprecedented. Republicans have been engaged in something called Cross Border Check. No one wants to talk about this Putinism at home, if you will, so it gets normalized first by the major party of the reactionary right here in the United States and then by the one the rest of us vote for. I worry that the candidate taking the White House is not just the one who lost the popular vote, but even lost the antiquated electoral college vote, if you take away what looks from some angles like rampant electoral cheating.

Stewart: I’m more than a bit terrified. But I want to thank you for writing Finks. It feels urgent. You’ve told the truth about something you love, which as I recall we spoke about casually in early December, you said is the only way to love it. I agree.

Infographic: Sci-Fi and the Future of Transport

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Okay, so it’s 2017 and we still don’t have flying cars… yet. But science fiction ideas have influenced actual vehicles for decades. Check out this infographic showing how Sci-Fi continues to inspire and influence the direction of technological advancement.

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Hackers Disable Public Library and Demand Bitcoins

Book borrowing and internet at St. Louis library have been shut down

Last Thursday, library staff in St. Louis, Missouri were befuddled to find their computer system had been compromised by one of the most egregious strains of internet viruses — ransomware. According to The Guardian, the hackers demanded the public library system cough up $35,000 by way of the cryptocurrency Bitcoin. CNN reported that the library authority and the FBI refuse to negotiate with criminals, and have instead opted to construct an entirely new computer system from scratch. It may take weeks for the 16 libraries that are affected to be fully functional. As it stands, the city’s patrons cannot check out the 4 million title offerings, and the 700 computers are unusable.

Luckily, the public library system took back control of its servers on Friday, and is able to provide onsite services for local residents. In an official statement, PR spokeswoman Jen Hatton noted how the true victims of this hack are the poorer residents of the city: “For many of our patrons, we’re their only access to the internet. This is their only access to a computer. Some of them have a smartphone, but they don’t have a data plan. They come in and use the WiFi.”

It seems that in 2017, no entity is safe from hacking, whether it be libraries or, you know, democratic elections. These are dangerous times to be a reader.

Words Are a Rebellious Scream

Joanna C. Valente’s Marys of the Sea is a rare poetry collection that deserves to be called many things, but perhaps uncomfortable is the only one that sets it apart and does it justice. Raw, real, and painfully honest, the poems in this book touch on subjects that range from physical abuse and loss to maternal love and the emotional connective tissue that turns physical pain into the shattering of the spirit. These poems are made from feelings distilled from profound, life-altering experiences, and they echo with truth and the strong, even voice of a true survivor.

From page one, Valente makes it clear that her poetry will tread on everything sacred in the name of catharsis, and that the treading will, through internalized and shared suffering, create its own religious experience. However, in order to participate of this communal experience, the reader must first endure the onslaught of violent, aching, spiritual imagery. And that is no easy task. Valente’s sharing is brutal and relentless; a bloody, tender wound that becomes a screaming voice that hopes for justice and demands healing, love, and rebirth through remembrance, through the tender celebration of all things lost.

“One day, I had come home from school knowing there
was a sickness in my gut. When the doctor asked me where
it hurt, I pointed. Bury it in the soil, he instructed — there was no chance unknowing. Dying children are only getting lonelier.
No one likes children but that doesn’t mean you don’t
have them.”

Perhaps the most impressive element of Marys of the Sea is that, while very obviously anchored in personal experiences and with communication and release as its main goals, it ends up being a powerful text that bridges the gap between Kant and the blind faith of the strongly devout. In this way, the collection, despite being emotionally gritty and concerned with both the past and the present, almost approximates transcendental poetry in the sense that, under all that ugliness and awful experiences, there is something that keeps the poet going, something that points to an inherent goodness in them and those around them and that makes survival the only viable option. Furthermore, the corruption of body and spirit is not a insurmountable obstacle but rather something that gives new shape to those who overcome it.

The difference between forgettable poetry collections and those that fly into the middle of the collective consciousness is sometimes timing, and this book comes at a perfect time. At a time of political tensions and upheaval, a time in which race and the female body have been thrown into the discussion as elements over which hegemonic powers can make decisions over the wishes of the overpowered Other, Valente’s words are a rebellious scream that refuses to speak anything but her truth. This is personal poetry that can be easily adopted and turned into flag by those inhabiting Otherness, those who feel like they don’t belong:

“We are two people at the bottom of a fish tank & sometimes we recognize

each other as open/closed parentheses.

Most other times, we don’t. We read self-help books to make us passionate

because our heart valves switched off

& things feel bad on the inside now in new America, my America full

of everyone but me.”

Marys of the Sea explores the universe of memories inside Valente and the world outside, and does it all in less than 100 pages. This collection is and simultaneously is beyond being feminine and feminist because it is too universal to be exclusive. These are poems about loss and desire, love and wanting to be loved, the shattered psyches and the body that accompanies it in an eternal ouroboros where pain might come to either first. These poems are a gospel for our times, and they deserve to be read as such.

“Crime of the Ancient Mariner” by Brian Lance, with Illustrations by Christina Sun

NAVAL MEDICAL CENTER
FIRM LAND, COUNTREE
EPTE OUTPATIENT MEDICAL BOARD

NAME: THE ANCIENT MARINER
RATE/RANK/SER: O2/USN/AD

INTRODUCTION: This is an ancient left-hand-dominant male, LTJG/USN/AD, with service on the sea, first presented for psychiatric evaluation at NAVMEDCEN in his own countree upon grounding the pilot’s boat. Attention is invited to the Limited Duty Boards.

HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS: The Mariner describes lifelong feelings of dysphoria, and fascination with suicide and depression, beginning during childhood, persisting through early adolescence and throughout his days on the sea, and gradually becoming more severe. He describes social isolation from friends and family, and “did only speak to break the silence of the sea! And in dreams assured were of the Spirit that plagued us so.”

The Mariner notes making a decision to end his life with daily thoughts of suicide. He describes self-destructive behaviors to include “a hellish thing. And it woke’n woe, for all averred I had killed the bird that made the breeze to blow. I bit my arm, I sucked the blood.” He would drink to the point of blacking out on a nightly basis.

The Mariner was placed on Limited Duty by the Hermit with a diagnosis of Adjustment Disorder and recommended for Administrative Separation, which the Mariner supported as he expressed a desire to get out of that silent sea. Despite being on Limited Duty, he experienced inability to focus and concentrate on problems at work and could not recall conversations, nor shapes of men, nor beast. He states: “The ice was all between.”

The Mariner continued to have thoughts of suicide, and reported thoughts of shooting himself with his own cross-bow. He feels hopeless throughout the day for most weeks and states: “seven days, seven nights I saw that curse, and yet I could not die.”

The Mariner feels ashamed. His enjoyable outside interests have declined. His overall mood is as “white as leprosy. The nightmare life-in-death was she, who thicks man’s blood with cold. A weary time! A weary time!” He was started on Zoloft, which caused bruxism, and was switched to Lexapro, which had fewer side effects. He was referred to and screened at Naval Medical Center Firm Land PIOP. Hesitant to engage in group therapy treatment, he declined treatment. He was re-screened and attended the second time, completing PIOP. The history was not consistent with hypomania, mania, substance-induced mood disorder or psychosis. But a weary time! A weary time!

PAST PSYCHIATRIC HISTORY: The Mariner has engaged in psychotropic medication management. He was treated with Zoloft, Ambien, Celexa, Wellbutrin, Lexapro and Abilify. He was also seen by a Lonesome Spirit from the South Pole for individual therapy every other week, but stopped going, stating: “every tongue through utter drought was withered at the root; we could not speak, no more than if we been choked by soot.”

The Mariner was referred to the Spectre-Woman and her Death-mate for testing for diagnostic clarification with the following results: “The Mariner’s pattern of responding on the MMPI-2-RF, MCMI-III, and the SIMS is consistent with significant over-reporting or marked exaggeration of psychiatric, somatic, cognitive and neurological problems. Therefore, the test data are not sufficiently reliable or valid to support diagnostic hypothesis, and similarly, the interview data may not be completely accurate. Personality traits suggested by the MCMI are of questionable validity. The Devil knows how to row.”

The Mariner endorsed suicidal thoughts throughout his life and once placed a loaded cross-bow in his mouth. He denies previous inpatient psychiatric hospitalizations or psychotropic medication use prior to seeing the Hermit. He was screened by SARP and diagnosed with Alcohol Abuse. He was referred to Level I, which he completed. Out of the sea came he!

PSYCHOLOGICAL/FAMILY HISTORY: The Mariner is an only child, alone, alone, all, all alone on a wide wide sea! He grew up below the kirk, below the hill, below the lighthouse. He describes his father as a good father who took him boating as a child. He denies a history of sexual, physical, or emotional trauma, but ’twas sad as sad could be.

The Mariner went to sea after high school. After serving on the sea, he was discharged. The bright-eyed Mariner graduated from University. He became a commissioned officer in a ship with his glittering eye. And now the storm BLAST came, and he was tyrannous and strong. He struck with his o’ertaking wings. And now came both mist and snow, and it grew wondrous cold.

SUBSTANCE USE: The Mariner would consume alcoholic drinks on that silent sea, but acknowledges concerns about his previous heavier alcohol use and in this context reports feeling as though he was unable to control/stop drinking, feeling guilt over his alcohol use, regretting drinking to the point of memory loss, and failing to meet his social/interpersonal obligations as a result of alcohol consumption, stating “what evil looks had I from old and young.” Instead of the cross, the Albatross about his neck was hung.

Since, the Mariner has abstained from alcohol. A weary time! A weary time!

PAST MEDICAL HISTORY: None.

MEDICAL STATUS EXAMINATION: The Mariner, whose eye is bright, whose beard with age is hoar, is alert and oriented in all spheres. He is very thin, long and lank and brown in appearance as is the ribbed sea-sand, with intermittent eye contact, and skinny hand, so brown. He has a strange power of speech, spontaneous with a slow rate, normal rhythm, monotone, and soft volume. Some mild psychomotoric slowing is noted. His mood is frustrated, somewhat dysphoric and irritable.

TREATMENT COURSE: The Mariner reports that he has been under the care of two different psychiatric providers for depressive symptoms prior to initiation of treatment with the Wedding-Guest.

There was a ship! And the Mariner was an officer on it at sea, but currently passing, like night, from land to land while on Limited Duty. He reports he has been on multiple medications, most recent Lexapro and Wellbutrin and Abilify. He reported continued bruxism with Wellbutrin, which was discontinued and side effects left him free. He has completed PIOP, which he may’st hear the merry din. He has been involved in individual therapy with the Lonesome Spirit from the South Pole, which he reports is “sometimes sweeter than the marriage feast, sometimes wrenched with a woeful agony.” He reports despite medications continuing to feel what he describes as nor breath nor motion; as idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean, as sad as sad could be. He finds himself being a catastrophic thinker and is frustrated with the uncertainty of his future.

FINDINGS: After an adequate period of observation, evaluation and treatment, a seraph-band reviewed the available records and current findings. This seraph-band, each waved his hand: It was a heavenly sight! This seraph-band, each waved his hand, no voice did they impart — No voice; but oh! the silence sank and they agree that the Mariner suffers from a condition that precludes his rendering any further useful service to ships on the sea.

The Mariner’s claimed conditions to the countree were reviewed and no further changes are recommended to God himself.

DIAGNOSES:

Axis I: Major depressive disorder, single episode, moderate, Alcohol Abuse

Axis II: Deferred.

Axis III: Recently diagnosed heart as dry as dust.

Axis IV: The sky and the sea, and the sea and the sky

Axis V: GAF of 5.

RECOMMENDED MEDICATIONS: Continued psychopharmacological medication is advised. The level of medication required does not plague the Mariner so as to fling the blood into his head and fall down in a swound. The Mariner takes the prescribed medications appropriately and can be expected to do so upon discharge.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Following a review of the clinical findings, the seraph-band is of the opinion that the Mariner suffers from a condition that existed prior to service and is considered to have been aggravated by a period on the sea. The seraph-band recommends that the Mariner’s case be forwarded to God himself for disposition.

DISPOSITION: The seraph-band is further of the opinion that the man hath penance done, and this has not restored the Mariner to a duty status, nor restored his glittering eye. At the present time, the Mariner is considered fully competent to be discharged from the sea, does not constitute a danger to self or others, and is not likely to become a public charge; and penance more will do.

MENTAL COMPETENCY: The seraph-band is of the opinion that the Mariner is mentally capable of handling his own financial affairs.

DISCIPLINARY STATUS: There is no known disciplinary action, investigation or processing for an administrative discharge pending. The Albatross fell off, and sank like lead into the sea.

FIRST VOICE (P)
LCDR MC USN
STAFF PSYCHIATRIST

SECOND VOICE (P)
LCDR MC USN
STAFF PSYCHIATRIST

Ted Wilson Reviews the World: Childbirth

★★★★☆ (4 out of 5)

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing childbirth.

CAUTION: This review contains explicit descriptions of genitals and other gross things. It is unsuitable for readers under the age of 18.

You might think I can’t review something I’ve never experienced first hand. Like the time I reviewed Avatar without having seen it. And while technically I’ve never given birth myself, there’s nothing more first hand than having been given birth to.

In the final moments before the baby comes out of the vagina there’s a lot of drama and wide-eyed looks. The soon-to-be mother may scream loudly and often, but it’s a different type of scream from what you would hear at a surprise birthday party or on a rollercoaster, unless the rollercoaster has derailed. The pain the mother feels is the result of a baby trying to fit through a vagina. Vaginas are made more for fitting things into, not out of.

Once the baby comes out there’s more screaming, but this time it’s the baby, who is screaming out of sheer terror. Imagine you were walking to work on a warm, sunny day when suddenly an invisible force shoves you through a mailbox and you come out on the other side of some strange world, naked, cold, and unable to talk. That’s basically what’s happened to the baby.

When the baby first appears, it’s purple and covered in goo. It’s a bit alarming if you were expecting the Gerber baby to appear. But if you’re someone with generally low expectations in life, this probably won’t seem like a big deal.

One of the weirdest things about childbirth is how many people are staring really intently at the mother’s vagina, silently rooting for a baby to come out. I think it must be a lot of pressure for the mother. What if the baby comes out another orifice? I’m not great with anatomy but I don’t think that’s impossible.

Once that baby finally comes out, regret may set in, although it could take many years before that happens.

Please join me next week when I’ll be reviewing Woody Harrelson.

A Room of Their Own: How Write A House Is Putting Writers in Vacant Homes

Last year we profiled Detroit nonprofit Write A House, an organization created in 2012 to renovate houses and give them away to writers. Recently, Write A House has reassessed the model of their organization moving forward to ensure greater sustainability, while keeping their mission of providing long-term affordable housing for writers so that they can pursue their art without the fear of rising costs.

“We came to realize that giving away the homes was not putting us on a path to financial stability and decided to adapt so that we can grow,” Write A House Co-Founder and Director Sarah F. Cox told me through email. “Our goal is to reduce vacancy and fill renovated homes with emerging, low-income writers, and we can’t do that at the rate of one home a year we were going at.”

Write A House recently awarded the final home under its original model to Nandi Comer, notably the first Detroit native to receive a home in the program (all previous winners — poet Casey Rocheteau, journalist Liana Aghajanian, and cultural critic Anne Elizabeth Moore — had been living in other cities). Fundraising for Nandi’s home began in May 2016, but Write A House “didn’t see donations come in at the level we wanted,” says Cox. “Around the same time, our board started to look at models of artist residencies that had been more successful than we had in growing and discussed what we could do to learn from them.”

One model that Cox mentions is Project Row Houses in Houston, Texas, which offers affordable housing as well as public art projects in their neighborhood revitalization efforts. Write A House wants to be a good neighbor to long-term residents and currently owns a vacant lot near its next two houses, and they hope to acquire more lots in the future and work with other organizations to address public space.

The biggest change at Write A House for writers is that, following the completion of the first four home awards, deeds to houses will no longer be turned over to the writer in residence after two years. “After Nandi’s home is completed,” says Cox, “we’re going to focus on more multifamily properties and ways to create long-term stability for writers in terms of subsidized rent and pathways for them to purchase homes.” Future winners of the Write A House program will be given an inexpensive place to live for as long as they choose to live there, but the house will remain the property of Write A House to guarantee that it continues to serve writers and community revitalization should its first tenant decide to move on. “We’ve never had to deal with someone moving out before, but the long term reality is that one day it will happen and our second version of the project is better equipped to make sure that artist housing stays artist housing for the long-haul.”

Write A House plans to roll out a new application process for writers later in 2017, but the cycle is dependent on donors giving so that they can renovate more homes. To tie up what they began in May 2016, Write A House is still raising money to complete Nandi’s home, seeking to raise $20,000 by the end of January 2017.

You can donate to the renovation of Nandi’s home here. As with previous job sites, Write A House will hire a local Detroiter who has gone through a job training program in construction and is on a path to greater job stability. “We make sure that when we spend money on these houses that we help locals become more financially stable,” says Cox. “Detroit still needs a lot more jobs, and the faster we raise more money to expand, the more we can do about that as well.”

2017 Edgar Award Finalists for Mystery Writing Announced

On the 208th anniversary of Edgar Allan Poe’s birthday, the Mystery Writers of America have announced the finalists for the 2017 Edgar awards. The Edgars cover everything from best novel and best short story to best biography and best TV episode teleplay. The 2017 Finalists include big names like Stephen King and Joyce Carol Oates, and unsurprisingly, everyone’s favorite fall breakout series Westworld made the longlist for best teleplay. Stay tuned, the winners will be announced in April in New York City!

Best Novel

The Ex by Alafair Burke (HarperCollins Publishers — Harper)
Where It Hurts by Reed Farrel Coleman (Penguin Random House — G.P. Putnam’s Sons)
Jane Steele by Lyndsay Faye (Penguin Random House — G.P. Putnam’s Sons)
What Remains of Me by Alison Gaylin (HarperCollins Publishers — William Morrow)
Before the Fall by Noah Hawley (Hachette Book Group — Grand Central Publishing)

Best First Novel

Under the Harrow by Flynn Berry (Penguin Random House — Penguin Books)
Dodgers by Bill Beverly (Crown Publishing Group)
IQ by Joe Ide (Little, Brown & Company — Mulholland Books)
The Drifter by Nicholas Petrie (Penguin Random House — G.P. Putnam’s Sons)
Dancing with the Tiger by Lili Wright (Penguin Random House –Marian Wood Book/Putnam)
The Lost Girls by Heather Young (HarperCollins Publishers — William Morrow)

Best Paperback Original

Shot in Detroit by Patricia Abbott (Polis Books)
Come Twilight by Tyler Dilts (Amazon Publishing — Thomas & Mercer)
The 7th Canon by Robert Dugoni (Amazon Publishing — Thomas & Mercer)
Rain Dogs by Adrian McKinty (Prometheus Books — Seventh Street Books)
A Brilliant Death by Robin Yocum (Prometheus Books — Seventh Street Books)
Heart of Stone by James W. Ziskin (Prometheus Books — Seventh Street Books)

Best Fact Crime

Morgue: A Life in Death by Dr. Vincent DiMaio & Ron Franscell (St. Martin’s Press)
The Lynching: The Epic Courtroom Battle that Brought Down the Klan
by Laurence Leamer (HarperCollins Publishers — William Morrow)
Pretty Jane and the Viper of Kidbrooke Lane: A True Story of Victorian Law and Disorder: The Unsolved Murder That Shocked Victorian England by Paul Thomas Murphy (Pegasus Books)
While the City Slept: A Love Lost to Violence and a Young Man’s Descent into Madness by Eli Sanders (Penguin Random House — Viking Books)
The Wicked Boy: The Mystery of a Victorian Child Murderer by Kate Summerscale (Penguin Random House — Penguin Press)

Best Critical/Biographical

Alfred Hitchcock: A Brief Life by Peter Ackroyd (Penguin Random House — Nan A. Talese)
Encyclopedia of Nordic Crime: Works and Authors of Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway and Sweden Since 1967 by Mitzi M. Brunsdale (McFarland & Company)
Shirley Jackson: A Rather Haunted Life by Ruth Franklin (W.W. Norton — Liveright)
Something in the Blood: The Untold Story of Bram Stoker, the Man Who Wrote Dracula by David J. Skal (W.W. Norton — Liveright)

Best Short Story

“Oxford Girl” — Mississippi Noir by Megan Abbott (Akashic Books)
“A Paler Shade of Death” — St. Louis Noir by Laura Benedict (Akashic Books)
“Autumn at the Automat” — In Sunlight or in Shadow by Lawrence Block (Pegasus Books)
“The Music Room” — In Sunlight or in Shadow by Stephen King (Pegasus Books)
“The Crawl Space” — Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine by Joyce Carol Oates (Dell Magazines)

Best Juvenile

Summerlost by Ally Condie (Penguin Young Readers Group — Dutton BFYR)
OCDaniel by Wesley King (Simon & Schuster — Paula Wiseman Books)
The Bad Kid by Sarah Lariviere by (Simon & Schuster — Simon & Schuster BFYR)
Some Kind of Happiness by Claire Legrand (Simon & Schuster — Simon & Schuster BFYR)
Framed! by James Ponti (Simon & Schuster — Aladdin)
Things Too Huge to Fix by Saying Sorry by Susan Vaught
(Simon & Schuster — Paula Wiseman Books)

Young Adult

Three Truths and a Lie by Brent Hartinger (Simon & Schuster — Simon Pulse)
The Girl I Used to Be by April Henry (Macmillan Children’s Publishing Group — Henry Holt BFYR)
Girl in the Blue Coat by Monica Hesse (Hachette Book Group — Little, Brown BFYR)
My Sister Rosa by Justine Larbalestier (Soho Press — Soho Teen)
Thieving Weasels by Billy Taylor (Penguin Random House — 
Penguin Young Readers — Dial Books)

TV Episode Teleplay

“Episode 1 — From the Ashes of Tragedy” — The People vs. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story, Teleplay by Scott Alexander & Larry Karaszewski (FX Network)
“The Abominable Bride” — Sherlock, Teleplay by Mark Gatiss & Steven Moffat
(Hartswood Films/Masterpiece)
“Episode 1 — Dark Road” — Vera,Teleplay by Martha Hillier (Acorn TV)
“A Blade of Grass” — Penny Dreadful, Teleplay by John Logan (Showtime)
“Return 0” — Person of Interest, Teleplay by Jonathan Nolan & Denise The
(CBS/Warner Brothers)
“The Bicameral Mind” — Westworld, Teleplay by Jonathan Nolan & Lisa Joy
(HBO/Warner Bros. Television)

Robert L. Fish Memorial

“The Truth of the Moment” — Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine
by E. Gabriel Flores (Dell Magazines)

Mary Higgins Clark

The Other Sister by Dianne Dixon (Sourcebooks — Sourcebooks Landmark)
Quiet Neighbors by Catriona McPherson (Llewellyn Worldwide — Midnight Ink)
Say No More by Hank Phillippi Ryan (Tor/Forge Books — Forge Books)
Blue Moon by Wendy Corsi Staub (HarperCollins Publishers — William Morrow)
The Shattered Tree by Charles Todd (HarperCollins Publishers — William Morrow)

Grand Master

Max Allan Collins
Ellen Hart

Raven Award

Dru Ann Love

Ellery Queen Award

Neil Nyren

Celebrate Edgar Allan Poe’s Birthday With Celebrities Reading “The Raven”

Listen to Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken, James Earl Jones, and Lou Reed read his most famous poem

Two hundred and eight years ago today, Edgar Allan Poe was born in Boston, Massachusetts. Famous for his Gothic stories of murder and madness, Poe’s work has had a profound influence on the horror genre and helped create the genre of detective fiction. To celebrate his birthday, here are a whole bunch of different people reading his iconic poem “The Raven”:

Christoper Lee

Vincent Price

Christopher Walken

James Earl Jones

Lou Reed