Watch Chuck Palahniuk Read Fight Club 4 Kids

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Want to teach your kids about the hollowness of capitalism and the joys of beating your friends to a pulp, yet are worried that Fight Club is a little too adult? Luckily for you, Mashable got author Chuck Palahniuk to read his (sadly not real) Fight Club 4 Kids children’s book. You don’t talk about horsing around club, kids!

Watch it above or on Mashable.