September Fiction Prompts Culled from the News

Each month we gather some news headlines that are strange enough to be fiction. Here’s yet another batch of headlines to get your creative juices flowing along with suggested genres:

Supernatural Horror: Cobra’s severed head awakes from the dead to kill chinese chef

Courtroom Thriller: Judge orders lawyer to put on socks

Action Erotica: Post-threesome hamburger meat taste test leads to bathroom brawl

Hardboiled Detective Fiction: Fugitive hides from police in oven

Softboiled Detective Fiction: Tuckered out jewel thief arrested after falling asleep mid-robbery

Eggs Benedict Detective Fiction: Man arrested after washing hair with mayo in public fountain

Animal Fable: Great Dane Gets 43 Pairs of Socks Stuck in Stomach

Corporate Fable: Restaurant serves noodles laced with heroin

Comedy: Flight makes emergency landing because woman wouldn’t stop singing Whitney Houston song “I Will Always Love You”